Walking Barefoot in Snow

There is something i want/need to share with you- and i never thought i'd be excited about something like this but I am in awe right now over the seeming powers of Apple Cider Vinegar as a cure. Around Christmas i began developing hives that rather than come and go (per usual) decided to stay and multiply.  The first appearance was on my chest, which is typical for me - and then spread over (and under) my breasts, ribs and stomach.  When they started showing up on my sides, reaching towards my back the man demanded that I go seek medical attention. I tried to go see my doctor (which is another blog in itself) and ended up instead at a walk in clinic where the "not really a doctor" who I like to refer to as "the health inspector" gingerly lifted my shirt and then ran (okay walked quickly) out of the room to go look up what he had seen on his computer.  I wish i had thought of that before walking in to pay someone a $50 copay to do what i could have done.  Anywa...

My new years resolution is literally to say "fuck off" more often.  Fuck off to useless tasks, to worrying about situations that aren't mine to change, to owning other peoples emotions, to unrealistic expectations. Fuck off to explaining myself to anyone, fuck off to being patient, to feeling fat, to worrying about wrinkles.  FUCK OFF to  anyone who doesn't appreciate my humor, my questions, my interest or my attention.  Fuck off uncomfortable pants, painful shoes, hair dye, push up bra's and fake nails.  Fuck off boring movies, badly written books and cable television!   Angry, humorless, mean spirited people......fuck off. I had a week off between Christmas and new years and i tried to jam seeing all my friends and family in that i haven't been able to spend time with because i waste so much time on stupid shit. No more. Fuck off anything that does not serve me, please me or need me.  How's that for a resolution?    ...